Diagnostic Guidelines for the Subpages Prophets

Warning: These guidelines are not to be taken seriously, as the Subpages Prophets are a notoriously slippery group.

Symptoms of Subpage Prophetic Activity

• Uncontrollable urge to shout "I KNEAD THE BREAD!"
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby socks
• Unusual interest in obscure 80s pop culture references

Diagnostic Procedures

1. Conduct a thorough search for stray cats
2. Administer a series of increasingly ridiculous logic puzzles
3. Perform an exorcism of the possessed toaster

For further information, consult our Advanced Diagnostic Guideline or our Prophetic Registry.